One day in the forest a Beech Tree and a Birch tree were just chillin enjoying the scenery.
The Birch Tree looked down and noticed a little tree starting to grow between them.
Curious what it was he said to the Beech tree "I wonder if that's a son of a beech or a son of a birch"
The Beech tree couldn't tell so he said, "how will we ever know if that's a son of a beech of a son of a birch"
Just then a woodpecker flew by and the Birch tree said "hey Mr Woodpecker you know your wood. Is that little tree a son of a beech or a son of a birch"
"Neither" said the woodpecker. "That's the best piece of Ash I've ever seen"