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#574540 - 11/17/20 06:43 PM Honey, where's you put the joke thread?  
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Seems to me there used to be a joke thread somewhere around BABC but I can't seem to find it. So here's my contribution to a new one....

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#574600 - 11/25/20 08:14 AM Re: Honey, where's you put the joke thread? [Re: GoFirstClass]  
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Nice one GFC I needed that.


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#574822 - 01/11/21 10:31 AM Re: Honey, where's you put the joke thread? [Re: GoFirstClass]  
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There is an outhouse with 1 person heading towards it. 1 person in it and 1 person walking away from it.

What is the nationality of each person?
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The person heading towards it is Russian
The person walking away from it is Finnish

The person in it is Papuan.


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#574826 - 01/11/21 09:12 PM Re: Honey, where's you put the joke thread? [Re: GoFirstClass]  
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One day in the forest a Beech Tree and a Birch tree were just chillin enjoying the scenery.
The Birch Tree looked down and noticed a little tree starting to grow between them.
Curious what it was he said to the Beech tree "I wonder if that's a son of a beech or a son of a birch"
The Beech tree couldn't tell so he said, "how will we ever know if that's a son of a beech of a son of a birch"
Just then a woodpecker flew by and the Birch tree said "hey Mr Woodpecker you know your wood. Is that little tree a son of a beech or a son of a birch"

"Neither" said the woodpecker. "That's the best piece of Ash I've ever seen"


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