In the case of tornadoes sweeping through Michigan, we are asking all employees to take shelter at:

Ford Field located in the heart of Detroit.

We are fairly certain that a touchdown will not occur there.

Well, at least not one for the home team.

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Good joke. I'll tell that one to my dad who lives in MI!

I know how you feel. I am getting the same tornado warning info for Knoxville and Neyland Stadium. This year all the usual Vanderbilt jokes are turning into UT jokes.

After the UT FL game Phil Fulmer was offered a job with FEMA. Apparently they were impressed with the way he could evacuate a 100,000 seat facility in such a quiet and orderly fashion.