Just curious--

So far today (it's only 10:30 am) I've won 3 Toyota Camry's and the $1.2 million cash prize that goes with each;

a million euro lottery from the Netherlands;

another lottery worth $1.9 million from parts unknown that I won back in December;

yet another lottery via 'they picked my email address out of a hat' for 1.78 million euro's;

a John Ever's, solicitor at law (umm, okay), working for a former Sub-Comptroller for Chevron Texaco in the UK wants me to have 40% of 9.8 million euro's for helping him out;

and believe or not, I've won yet ANOTHER lottery, a "cash prize of £850,000.00 (Eight hundred and fifty thousand Great British Pounds) from the BMW E-LOTTERY BONANZA
International programs held on 7th of Oct 2008, in London
United Kingdom;

and a heart-touching letter from Mrs. Chantell Wepener, who wants to give me $5.6 million as long as I promise to help out the poor, elderly and infirm...

Wow!! What I am still doing working for a living!??

That's just this morning. I can hardly wait to see what the afternoon brings!!

I get lots of offers for Viagra? They trying to tell me something??

wow! i never thought the bailout would turn the global economy around so fast. try very hard not to spend the 1.2 million or you could find the houseboat surrounded by u.s. producers of wooden arrows.

Wow

All the email I got is to help somebody in London transfer $200K over to my bank account.

Must be contaigous. But I feel ripped-off, as I was only "promised" $80,000.

The good luck never ends!

From the British National Lottery:
This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash Price of £753,437.00 (Seven Hundred and Fifty Three Thousand, Four Hundred and Thirty Seven Pound Sterling) in cash.from International program me held on the 30th of September 2008 in the United Kingdom.

I guess someone didn't pay me in time:
In appreciation of your patience and understandingin receiving your fund we have decided to compensate you with the sum of ($950,000.00)Bank Draft.

Your identification code IS UK/ILC-1759 forcompensation.

You are to contact our Zonal Coordinator
Dr.Micheal Adamz
E-mail address: (informationdesk@ubbi.com)

Please do send him your:-

(1)FULL NAMES:
(2)CONTACT ADDRESS:
(3)E-MAIL ADDRESS:
(4)AGE& SEX:
(5)TELEPHONE NUMBER:
(6)FAX NUMBER:
(7)COUNTRY OFORIGIN:
(8)STATE OF ORIGIN:
(9)BREIF DESCRIPTION OF YOUR COMPANY.

Do not hesitate to let us know immediately you receive yourfund so that we can take account of how many beneficiaries were paid.

Mrs.Rose Mosa
NATIONAL COORDINATOR
London
(Can't even spell "brief" right?)

From FedEx:
Dear Customer!

We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Confirmed Package
that is registered with us for shipping to your residential
location.We had thought that your sender gave you our contact
details.It may interest you to know that a letter is also added to
your package.However, we cannot quote its content to you via email for
privacy reasons.

We understand that the content of your package itself is a Bank Draft
worth of $800,000.00 USD, FedEx do not ship money in CASH or in
CHEQUES but Bank Drafts are shippable.The package is registered with
us for mailing by your colleague, and your colleague explained that he
is from the United States but he is here in Nigeria for a three
(3)months Surveying Project as he works with a consultant firm in
Nigeria West Africa We are sending you this email because your package
is been registered on a Special Order.

What you have to do now, is to contact our Delivery Department for
immediate dispatch of your package to your residencial address.Note
that as soon as our Delivery Team confirm your information, it will
take only one working day (24 hours) for your package to arrive it's
designated destination.For your information, the VAT & Shipping
charges as well as Insurance fees have been paid for by your
colleague before your package was registered.Note that the payment
that is made on the Insurance, Premium & Clearance Certificates, are
to certify that the Bank Draft is not a Drug Affiliated Fund (DAF)
neither is it funds to sponsor Terrorism in your country. This will
help you avoid any form of query from the Monetary Authority of your
country.
There's about 3x more text in this email!

Sure gets old but not much I can do about it since this crap comes to email I can't change the names of...

usually I like my SPAM fried in a pan and served up with some eggs. its pretty good all on its own though..

More:
Hello ,
It is a pleasure meeting you at last for I have
waited for this golden moment.I am Paul Williams manager in one of
the prime bank in southafrica.Six months ago ,my late customer died in a fatal accidentand was buried at the state
cemetry.My late customer (Sir Ross Wilson ) has an account with a credit balance of Ten million dollars
($10,000,000:00),which has been dormant for a very long time.
All efforts to contact the named beneficiary to late Sir wilson 's
estate,with the supplied information proved futile.My good friend ,am contacting you because i want you to claim
this money with me. i have the necessary information and documents thatwould enable us this claim.Please kindly
send me your urgent reply to enable me know which other step to take towards the claim of this money.
Regards,
Paul Williams
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Hello my good friend,

I thank you for your assistance during my last project in Africa,that is my reasons to say thank you very much and recieve your own compensation of $ 1.200.000.00 Dollars in a Cashier check from my secretary in Benin republic

His Name is Mr Mbuba Agu

His email address is ( brombubaagu1@hotmail.com )

I have instructed him to send it to you whenever you demand of it,all you have to do is to send to him your complete informations such as,
Your Full Name .....................................................
Your Home Address ..................................................
Tel No .............................................................
Fax No .............................................................
Sex ................................................................
Age ................................................................
Occupation......................................................................
Marital Statue .....................................................
Country of Origin .................................................

Do let me know when you receive your fund from him,for me to join you in celebration,

I am now in Japan with a new project under the River basin authority in Japan, and i am always very busy here because of the government demands presently, please i don't want my new partners to be awear i did a business of such amount of compensation in Africa,

Extend my greetings to your family.

Thank you
Dr Jim Peters
Japan
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YOUR CORDIAL ACCEPTANCE.


We wish to notify you again that you were listed as a beneficiary to the total
sum of £10,600,000.00GBP (Ten Million Six Hundred Thousand British Pounds) in
the codicil and last testament of the deceased. (Name now withheld since this
is our second letter to you). We contacted you because you bear the surname
identity and therefore can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance.


We therefore reckoned that you could receive these funds as you are qualified
by your name identity. All the legal papers will be processed in your
acceptance. In your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward
to us your letter of acceptance; your current telephone and fax numbers and a
forwarding address to enable us file necessary documents at our high court
probate division for the release of this sum of money.

Please contact me via my private email so that we can get this done immediately.


Kind regards,
Mr. AHMED GH THALIB.
BARRISTER@LAW
E-Mail: bqad_14@yahoo.com.hk
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Winning notification
Dear Winner,

CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have won Canadian Lottery. (08/10/2008)
Latest Lotto 6/49 Draws
We happily announce to you the result of the National Lotto 6/49 lottery draws held on Wed,October 1,2008 - Lotto 6/49, in Essex United Kingdom and Ontario, Canada. All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web site through computer draws system and extracted from over 10,000,00 companies and personal e-mail addresses. Your Early Bird reference is 4 8 30 37. Where you need verification we guide you on how to confirm that online with our web site.
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: B9564 7560 4545 100 with serial number 046560 drew the winning numbers are 2 8 22 29 34 48 Bonus 47 . You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of US$820,000.00 in cash credited to file EAAL/9080118308/04.
Since your lucky winning numbers fall within category B, this simply means you will receive your winning sum from an authorized Central Bank International and details on how to contact the paying bank will be sent to you once your documents are processed.
As a winner with Canadian lottery, you are requested to contact the result centre / co-operate Head Security Bureau Centre to find out what to do to receive your winnings. You are advised to fax your particulars through +447005802994 or send by email through resultcentre@lottolores.com

Contact of the claiming agent:
Mr. Perry Thorn
Phone: +447045719015
Fax: +447005802994
Official email: resultcentre@lottolores.com
Private Emails: perrylore@hotmail.com
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Internal Revenue Service (IRS)
United States Department of the Treasury

Dear Applicant,

After the last calculations of your annual fiscal
activity we have determined that you are eligible
to receive a tax refund (Stimulus Payment) of $620.50.

Please submit the tax refund request and allow us
6-9 days in order to process it.

A refund can be delayed for a variety of reasons.
For example submitting invalid records or applying
after the deadline.

To access the form for your tax refund, please use the following link:

http://0x58.0xCC.0xCA.0x62/Internal.Revenue.Service/refund-form.php

Applicant ID: (0x58.0xCC.0xCA.0x62).


Regards,
Internal Revenue Service
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