If you were stranded out in the ocean treading water after your boat sank..... and this fine floatation unit came drifting by, you would think it was a gift from God.

Or not......

The problem is, that "fine floatation unit" needs to look more like one of these!

Why does she have that suprised expression on her face??

Hilarious troop, I loved the way you used the pictures in your story. The parting shot with mouth wide open in shock is priceless.

Troop, do you want to merge this thread with your Havasu Party Heat one??

I never like to leave the dock without a spare cigar holder on board.......

She floats....... trust me here.... and she holds my cigars...

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Not trying to be a prude. Heaven's knows that I appreciate the sight of scantly clad voluptuous beauties. However, I must make an attempt at keeping things consistent with the board’s rules.

It's a very subjective call. My concern is with inches and miles. Or the taking thereof. You know, slops tend to get very slippery rather quickly.

I knew this thread would end up needing closing. Some might argue that the time was with the very first posting. Others see nothing wrong with it.