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#431788 - 08/26/08 12:03 PM
Re: College football 2008 starts Thursday
[Re: MarkS]
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Admiral
Registered: 01/12/03
Posts: 5420
Loc: Rockford, Michigan
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A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, “Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?” The guy replies, “Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am 6′ tall, 200 lbs. and I am an Ohio State graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6′2″, 225 lbs., and he is an Ohio State graduate. The guy right next to him is 6′5″, 250lbs., and he is also an Ohio State graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?” The first guy says, “No, not if I’m going to have to explain it three times.” It was reported that the Ohio Football Coach Jim Tressel will only be dressing 40 players for the Michigan game …the rest of the players will have to dress them selves. Two Ohio State football players were hootin’ and hollerin’ while partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. “Two months?!” exclaimed the bartender. The Buckeye proudly replied, “Yeah, the box said 4 - 6 years!” A Buckeye football player was almost killed today in a tragic horse back riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse. GO BLUE...
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#432096 - 08/27/08 06:54 PM
Re: College football 2008 starts Thursday
[Re: MarkS]
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Admiral
Registered: 10/29/04
Posts: 7502
Loc: Peoria, Illinois
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Don't backtrack now Mark. You were clearly implying in your statement "National champs this year?" that you think Michigan is capable of winning it. So my response to that, and your later attempt to weasel out of your outrageous prediction, (that's the "they'll be just fine" part) is that your imagination is vivid. And I'll go one step further since you want to say I lied about your original post, "You are Nuts if you think Michigan will be fine." They won't be. How can they be? They weren't that good last year and they don't have anywhere close to the personnel to run their new coach's offense. They are an 8 win team, at best. 3rd maybe 4th in the Big Ten. Maybe an Alamo bowl? If you consider that fine, then you are one of the reasons Lloyd Carr ( and guys like John Cooper) kept his job so long. I know it's cruel to put down a coach who won the vast majority of his games, but unless you beat Ohio State, win the Big Ten, and win BCS bowls consistantly, your team is a failure. That's just the reality of big time college football, sorry. So you can maliciously cut and paste and change my posts all you want, in retaliation. I didn't cut and paste yours, I eliminated the sentence where you talked about the weather!  Mark S with his delusions of grandeur. 
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