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#418283 - 06/30/08 04:02 PM Good deed day...
Frantically Relaxing Offline
Never get out of the boat
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Registered: 02/07/03
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We're chatting in the living room with the harbor owner, when we spy some guy climbing over the gangway gate to the dock. Turns out he and his wife launched his boat, it was a no-go, and he eventually ended up in one of the empty slips. (he was climbing the gate to get back in)...

We go to find out what the deal is, and he starts asking if we know anything about props. Mark points to me---

Guy says he put the boat in the water but it acts like it's in neutral. Then he says "my son had the boat out last, and he banged up the prop so he put on a different one". He also explained he knows NOTHING whatsoever about props, engines, anything mechanical...

I went to the back of his boat, his drive was up, I grabbed the prop, it seemed to spin normally. I says "put it in forward". He reaches for the key... "you want me to start it and put it in forward?" ----"NO!" (yup, knows nothing! wink )..."I just want you to push the stick forward with the KEY OFF." He does, and the prop still spins, but---feels different. "Ok, now put it in reverse". Same thing. Only I finally get the bright idea to grab the prop shaft. That's when I notice I can ratchet the prop shaft, but nothing from the prop. I ask him for a crescent wrench, and I pulled the prop.

Didn't drop anything in the lake either! Wonders never cease...

Wish I had pictures of what I found! What his kid had done was insert the center section of a Merc I/O prop into the hole of a Merc OUTBOARD prop! Those things take a much larger, square-ish center section that goes into the back side of the prop. But here's where Merc goofed---the center section of the I/O prop fits the hole in the OB prop PERFECTLY, so when you tighten the nut, the prop feels snug, and runs straight & true. But other than friction, there's no other connection between the prop and prop shaft. If Merc would've just engineered the OB prop with an ever-so-slightly smaller hole (or slightly larger center section of the I/O prop), the wrong center section wouldn't go in, and you'd know right away, something isn't right!

Anyway, kind of funny. I told him to ask his son where he found that prop... wink

I had him put his trailer in and I towed him over to it and helped them load up.

That was good deed #2 for the day. Good deed #1 was convincing a guy who'd bilge-pumped 30 gallons of gas into the lake after blowing a fuel line that it was NOT a good idea to just put more gas in it and start the boat! I still don't know how he didn't blow the boat sky high in the first place, as he was driving it the whole time the fuel pump was emptying the tank into the bilge! He only knew something was wrong when the tank finally went dry! And he tried starting it a few times before lifting the hatch...I'm not sure how he got into the harbor, he came in during one of our regularly scheduled storms, I guess someone towed him in...Anyway he had an inlaw fetch his truck & trailer from the other harbor and they loaded it up.

I'm not sure he realizes it, but I think it was his lucky day!
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#418321 - 06/30/08 06:49 PM Re: Good deed day... [Re: Frantically Relaxing]
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Registered: 02/10/06
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Loc: Rochester, MN
Wow, it's scary to know what idiots are out there. bug_eyes
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#418324 - 06/30/08 07:12 PM Re: Good deed day... [Re: Frantically Relaxing]
PhatboyC Offline
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Registered: 03/04/08
Posts: 895
Loc: Ottawa/Ontario
I'm jealous. Being at a slip you get to have lots of boat related stories to tell. To think you almost got to see fireworks before July 4th too.
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#418331 - 06/30/08 07:44 PM Re: Good deed day... [Re: PhatboyC]
Scott L Offline
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Registered: 01/09/03
Posts: 3704
Loc: NJ
Hello, Let me introduce myself, my name is Darwin, it was nice to know you. wink
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#418375 - 06/30/08 10:24 PM Re: Good deed day... [Re: Scott L]
Lambert Laker Offline
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Registered: 12/21/05
Posts: 4759
Loc: Tampa FL
Two good deeds FR bow

Deed one...please stay away from people who may turn the key while you are close by shocked
We need your hands and fingers on this message board thumb

Deed two... sounds like the 4th could have come early – glad it didn’t.
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#418423 - 07/01/08 06:01 AM Re: Good deed day... [Re: Lambert Laker]
KennyK Offline
Always learning
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Registered: 05/01/07
Posts: 382
Loc: Wichita, KS
That's the guy who showed me how to change my oil. Just pull the drain plug and turn on the bilge pump.
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#418426 - 07/01/08 06:12 AM Re: Good deed day... [Re: KennyK]
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Registered: 01/17/03
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Loc: Barnesville, GA
Way to go FR!!!
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#420396 - 07/08/08 08:21 PM Re: Good deed day... [Re: HotByte]
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Registered: 01/31/04
Posts: 792
Loc: Newton Ks
I managed a good deed Saturday on Table Rock Lake.

While cruising from the Hwy 39 bridge by Shall knob back toward camp at Campbel Point, passed nearby a LARGE shape in teh water, a "growler" of a log. Hooked a hard turn to go back, told teh Admiral to grab an end, and we would tow it to shore to get it off the water.

Nearly 20 feet long and 6" accross most of the way, nearly straight, and most of it floating an inch UNDER the water.

We decided next to tow it to a nearby private dock as shore access was scarce and gave it to a family who happened to be nearby, likely wondering what some stranger in a jet-boat was doing idling up to their clearly marked PRIVATE DOCK.

Dad and (I assume) son carried it off to shore with a "thanks" and we went on about our business, knowing full well that while it could have broken a trim cable on us, it could well have SUNK an I/O boat that hit it hard and squarely, and not done any good to an O/B or a lake destroyer inboard drive.
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#420412 - 07/08/08 09:15 PM Re: Good deed day... [Re: Lowrider78]
230 Mike Offline
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Registered: 05/29/05
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Loc: Kansas City
Way to pay it forward, LR!
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