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#348518 - 10/01/07 12:02 AM Improved death predictor  
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Mike: At age 98 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

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#348522 - 10/01/07 12:32 AM Re: Improved death predictor [Re: 230 Mike]  
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Derek: At age 47 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.


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#348530 - 10/01/07 01:12 AM Re: Improved death predictor [Re: D-Rod]  
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Bill: At age 88 you will choke on a piece of steak

I see vegetarianism in my octogenarian years...

#348537 - 10/01/07 06:13 AM Re: Improved death predictor [Re: trooplewis]  
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Joe : At age 92 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.


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Joe : At age 61 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.



I did it twice with the exact same info, I don't know which one I would will believe.


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#348545 - 10/01/07 07:24 AM Re: Improved death predictor [Re: jtheile]  
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At age 43 my head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for 36 consecutive hours.

At age 74 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't wizz on the electric fence" myth, and you discover it can kill.


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#348547 - 10/01/07 07:44 AM Re: Improved death predictor [Re: jtheile]  
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Chris: At age 45 you finally kick the heroine habit. Congratulations! Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

Only a few more years till I kick the habit! Looking forward to it.


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#348551 - 10/01/07 07:58 AM Re: Improved death predictor [Re: D-Rod]  
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 Originally Posted By: D-Rod
Derek: At age 47 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.


Apparently about ten years after you get lost so will I D-Rod!

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Bill: At age 74 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.


I thought for sure it was gonna say "Bill: at age 74 you'll be the idiot who tries to save 2Suns from the electric fence!"

(aren't we the same age, Todd?)

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#348552 - 10/01/07 08:22 AM Re: Improved death predictor [Re: BillyB]  
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Well, mine was partially correct. They just got the age wrong, and I knew buying agents were aliens......

Mike: At age 67 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

And I tried it again using my alias;

Mutt: At age 74 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

I do not know what Tekken 23 is, but will be sure to stay away from it. I do hope the intruder is the Hamburgler, at least I will get a tasty last meal.

-Biter WM

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#348558 - 10/01/07 09:25 AM Re: Improved death predictor [Re: WaterMutt]  
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Mike: At age 86 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.


Lap dogs, eh? I always suspected lap dogs had a hidden "pack" instinct.


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#348561 - 10/01/07 09:38 AM Re: Improved death predictor [Re: GoFirstClass]  
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Eric: At age 77 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.


I hope we shall crush in its birth the aristocracy of moneyed corporations which dare to challenge our government in a trial of strength, defy the laws of our country. Thomas Jefferson "Corporations have been enthroned and an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money power of the country will seek to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the people until the wealth is aggregated in the hands of a few, and the Republic is destroyed." Abraham Lincoln
#348566 - 10/01/07 10:20 AM Re: Improved death predictor [Re: Finger Lakes Boater]  
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ken: At age 64 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.
Well I guess I should cut back on my global travels in my golden years.
woosterken


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#348576 - 10/01/07 11:06 AM Re: Improved death predictor [Re: woosterken]  
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Brady: At age 86 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.

I always knew that Canada was behind it!! (just kidding)


I dont have a boat frown


#348578 - 10/01/07 11:20 AM Re: Improved death predictor [Re: bradyf]  
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Chris: At age 56 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

Chris: At age 26 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

Chris: At age 64 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

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I'll take the last one thank you...


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#348588 - 10/01/07 11:46 AM Re: Improved death predictor [Re: F14bombcat]  
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Derek: At age 83 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.


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#348594 - 10/01/07 11:58 AM Re: Improved death predictor [Re: That English Guy]  
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Trish: At age 59 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

That's it! The Wife and I are only getting take-out from now on.


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#348642 - 10/01/07 03:25 PM Re: Improved death predictor [Re: That English Guy]  
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At age 57 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

At least I will have some type of gun in my hand. Also, it looks like we will have Venus settled by 2031.

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#348667 - 10/01/07 06:42 PM Re: Improved death predictor [Re: Silverbullet]  
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Mike: At age 86 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.


Same for Andrew, but I get attacked at age 60. I better retire early.


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#348699 - 10/01/07 08:47 PM Re: Improved death predictor [Re: 230 Mike]  
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Laura: At age 77 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

Ummm, Mine sure is different than what many of you guys got. I think I'd rather get lost somewhere.....

Strange thing..

LBS


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#348719 - 10/01/07 10:13 PM Re: Improved death predictor [Re: Ladybugskater]  
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Tom: At age 77 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.


Very likely actually. I've already had a few alcohol related golf cart "incidents"


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#348743 - 10/02/07 07:02 AM Re: Improved death predictor [Re: Chicago4Winns]  
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Jeez, at 87 I get shanked in prison too. I had a dream last night that gas was $9 a gallon and I was caught siphoning fuel from neighborhood cars to put in my boat. Couldn't run fast enough when the cops showed up (I was old and had a cane). Yep, oil prices finally did me in.


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